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About Us
Here at the Vanilla Unicorn, we bring you the finest entertainment in Los Santos, where the drinks are cold, the music is loud, and the dancers know exactly how to keep you coming back for more. Whether you're here to blow off some steam, handle business in our VIP lounge, or just enjoy the view, we've got everything you need for a night you won't forget. So grab a seat, order a drink, and let the good times roll—just remember, what happens at the Unicorn stays at the Unicorn.
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Entry Fee - $8k
Entry in to the club
Standard Lap Dance - $15k
A personal dance on the main floor, up close and enticing
Private Lap Dance - $25k
A one-on-one experience in a secluded booth, just for you
Tabletop Dancer - $40k
A seductive performance right on your table, front and center
Strippergram - $50k
A surprise dance delivered anywhere, Vanilla Unicorn style!
VIP Lap Dance - $85k
A premium, intimate show with extra heat for high rollers
VIP Room - $300k
A private luxury lounge with bottle service and exclusive attention
Snacks
VU Alcoholic Drinks
Jello Shot
$1,000
Alcoholic Drinks
Beer
$100
Bloody Mary
$400
Margarita
$500
Old Fashioned
$300
Screw Driver
$300
Vodka Energy
$450
Whisky
$500
White Russian
$500
Shots
Baileys Shot
$1,000
Grand Marnier Shot
$800
Tequila Shot
$1,000
Vodka Shot
$1,000
Whiskey Shot
$800
Soft Drinks
Coca-Cola
$100
Coffee
$200
Energy Drink
$100
Happy Mango Loco
$100
Happy Pacific Punch
$100
Happy Pipeline Punch
$100
Happy Racer
$100
Orange Juice
$150
Tomato Juice
$150
Water
$100
Our Staff
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Small Print
† Doesn't include "Meal Deal" in this deal.
Any resale of Vanilla Unicorn Products and/or merchandise will be met with legal action and is not permitted.